Apat Dapat, Dapat Apat

Rufa Mae Quinto

Maria Liwanag 'Brite' Diliman

Candy Pangilinan

Maria Resurrection 'Res' Macabuhay

Pokwang

Maria Ligaya 'Gay' Katakutan

Eugene Domingo

Maria Dalisay 'Dolly' Dalton

John Lapus

Sugar

DJ Durano

Totoy Bato Bato Pick

Dick Israel

Kapt. Kadyo Macapagal

Marissa Delgado

KGD Maxima

Christian Vasquez

Braulio

Benjamin Alves

Junior (as Vince Saldana)

Kiray Celis

Lily

Emil Sandoval

Lito

Vice Ganda

Res Employer

Ashley Gruenberg

Sister of Brite

Chester Nolledo

Johnny Boy

Andrew Schimmer

Greggy Boy

Rycharde Everley

Res Employer / Marcus Antonius / Hitler / Peron

Madam Auring

Patient

Kaye Villaseñor

Mistress of Braulio

Nicole Dulalia

Young Res

Queenie Limson

Young Brite

Ryzza Dauz

Young Gay

Jennel Marie Mariano

Young Dolly

Tony Hunt

German Employer