Darkness On The Edge of Town

Nick Wandersee

Nick Salt

Josh Zoepfel

Horseface

Dan Stewart

Nicolai Sweet

Jacob Gasho

The President

Andy Milonakis

Himself

Nick Springerley

Tim Sealion

Austin Rakey

Victor Void

Merril Barden

The Assassin

Steve Kamp

Stephen Salt

Andy Derleth

The Sphinx

Ty Baxley

The Oracle

Thomas Ruzicka

FBI Jesus

Grace Agne

Caroline Vice

Tyler Smith

The Hurdy Gurdy Man

Charlie Parsons

Agent Marlboro

Mollie Theros

Svetlana Sweet

Luis Rodriguez

The Roly Poly Man

Henrry La Fontaine

Yuri, The Weezer Fan

Ramon Portilla

Mikhail, The Weezer Fan

Brandon Micali

Henchman #1

Dusty Springer

The Kid With No Coat