Hard Soap, Hard Soap

Laurien Dominique

Penny Holmes

Candida Royalle

Linda Lou

John Holmes

Dr. John Holmes

Joan Devlon

Patty

Blair Harris

Linda Lou's Date

Jeff Lyle

Smith Brother in Tank Top

Jon Martin

Willard

Carl Regal

Milkman

Ken Scudder

Fred

John Seeman

Mr. Custer

Joey Silvera

Patient in Wheelchair

Paul Thomas

Janitor

Damon Christian

Closing Credits Announcer (voice)

Peter Johns

Patient in Yellow Shirt

Dale Meador

Rev. Hope

Sabrina

Glenda