The Weekenders

Vic Reeves

Jim

Bob Mortimer

Bob

Simon Day

Slow PC (as Tommy Cockles)

Paul Whitehouse

Spencer Pedal

Phil Oakey

Specialist Meat Seller

Richard Ashton

Tall Alien

John Thomson

Policeman 1

Kate Layden

Queen Alien

Brendan O'Sullivan

Slow Burglar

Wilfred Harrison

Jim's Father

Russell Dennett

Electric Russell

David Boyce

Alien leader

Colin Burgess

Short Alien

Ina Clough

Seepage Seller

Harry Betty

Boiled Onion Seller

Louise Yates

Receptionist

Mike Wattan

Policeman 2