The Guatemalan Handshake

Will Oldham

Donald Turnupseed

Cory McAbee

Spank Williams

Katy Haywood

Turkeylegs

Ken Byrnes

Mr. Turnupseed

Sheila Scullin

Sadie

Kathleen Kennedy

Ethel Firecracker

Rich Schreiber

Stool

Ivan Dimitrov

Ivan

Andy Nadler

Barnard

Jim Ligons

Curtis

VaLonda Harris

Delabia

Sam Myers

Lunchmeat

Andy Sheffer

Neckface

T.J. Bream

Leonard

Christopher Morse

Insurance Man