The Devil's Lettuce

Lucky Mangione

The Lettuce Man

Dave Harlequin

Rabbit Hole Bouncer

Blair Hoyle

Jeffrey Hawthorne

Jaysen Buterin

Cult Leader

J.C. Kingsley

Detective Richard Johnson

Nev Kelly

Father Harold Jones

John Dondero

Chuck

Garrett Mooneyhan

Steve

Hannah Scott-Collins

Allie

Ricky McWaters

The Narrator

Danny Phoenix

Rabbitus Prime

Karen Trivette

Secretary

Charles 'Torch' Baldwin

Cultist #1

Hollie Harlequin

Cultist #2

Melanie Burton

Cultist #3

Chris Baldwin

Cultist #4

Adam York

Cultist #5