SOS: Screw on the Screen

Al Goldstein

Super Sausage

Erica Eaton

Miss Crabtree

Darby Lloyd Rains

Worried Mother

Jody Maxwell

Split Beaver / Singing Cocksucker from Missouri

Marc Stevens

Screw Newsstand Vendor

Helen Madigan

Victorian Lady /Modern Woman

Eric Edwards

Victorian Gentleman /Modern Man

Melissa Evers

The Beauty

Ronnie Love

Neanderthal Man

Honeysuckle Divine

Herself

Jim Buckley

The Narrator

David Buckley

2nd Man to Pick Up Woman /Customer on Couch /N.Y. Times Purchaser

Helene Buckley

2nd Woman to Get Picked Up /Customer on Couch

Steve Kraus

Gynecologist /Dentist

Heidi High

Nurse /Assistant Nurse

Don Allen

Army Sergeant /Cock in Crib /Beer Hard On /Man with Big Joint in Up-to-Date Smoker /Joe Shmegeggi

Glenda Glisten

Patient

Donna Bartell

Tattooed Customer

Sandy Foxx

Sally