Uncut

Lois Winstone

Clarice

Keith How

Theatre Caretaker

Safron Beck

Janet

Jason Allen

Panto Dame

Shaun Williamson

Marc

Robert Harley Wainwright

Nick (as Robert Hartley Wainwright)

Richard Stoker

Elderly Audience Member

Javaad Malik

Nathan

Bette Annette Kellow

Audrey (as Annette Kellow)

Amanda Fullerton

Jason Denyer

Derek

Sharon Clancy

Siobhan

Gabrielle Amies

Jo