The Malibu Beach Vampires

Kelly Galindo

Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.

Rod Sweitzer

Colonel Oliver West

Becky LeBeau

Census Taker

Angelyne

Barbara Bush Impersonator

Titus Moede

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Jeannie Pepper

Brain Surgeon

Christina Walker

Vice President, Vampire Affairs

Francis Creighton

Rev. Tim Fakker

Marcus Frishman

Congressman Terry Upstart

Mimi Spivak

Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget

Gretchen House

Pammy Faye Fakker

Anet Anatelle

Wannabe Cher

Yvette Buchanan

Rocket Scientist