Rentadick

James Booth

Simon Hamilton

Richard Briers

Miles Gannet

Julie Ege

Utta Armitage

Ronald Fraser

Major Upton

Donald Sinden

Jeffrey Armitage

Цай Чинь

Madam Greenfly

Kenneth Cope

West

Spike Milligan

a Customs officer

Richard Beckinsale

Hobbs

Derek Griffiths

Henson

Michael Bentine

Husein

Patricia Quinn

Chauffeuse

Barry Andrews

Policeman

Alf Joint

Policeman

Kristopher Kum

Japanese

Cheryl Hall

Maxine

Robert Gillespie

Arab Porter

David Battley

Desk Sergeant

Veronica Clifford

Petrol Pump Attendant

Penelope Keith

Reporter

Michael Segal

Picnicker

John Wells

Owltruss

Winnie Holman

Maid

Patsy Crowther

Old Lady