Something's Askew in Zonine Valley!

Jack Zatkowsky

The Instructor

Quincy Gray

Donny Fucknut

Ryland Brickson Cole Tews

Willie Worthlessman (voice)

Minh Ngo

Guard Dick

Kara Sparks

Natasha Pritchard

Jason Leeper

Xlorp/Robber John

Richie Iden

Willie Worthlessman

Lydia Pope

Marjorie Worthlessman

Austin Snetsky

Narrator/Townspeople

Xavier Marez

Officer Flan

Thomas Getsey

Cheggers Mageezleskee

Tim McCann

"Kill Me Please" Guy