The Ballad of Straw-Hat Sam

Jennica Anusua

Birdie

Томми Чонг

Bert, The Sword Salesman

Dustin Freeman

Rudy Riddle

Riley Mortenson

Katie

Duke Ross

Straw-Hat Sam/Kylie Kritter

Victor Acosta

Bucket

Rahul Barkley

Dennis

Jackson Rees

Toothy Timmy/Gamblin' Gary

Rain Tanner

Margaret

Emerson Peery

Mei Mei/Dale Martin

Kanye East

God

Matthew Hartman

Miss Whoop-Whoop

Kirby Dorsey

Kitty Kritter

Jared Palmer

Clerk

Jiwon Moon

News Reporter

Leila Salari

Insurrectionist Giraffe

Ali Akbari

Gnomes

Braden Ingraham

Gnomes

Salvatore Mele

Zookeeper POW