John Diamond

Том Холландер

William Jones

Кристофер Гард

John Diamond

Robert James

David Jones

Eileen Page

Mrs. Jones

David Rappaport

Mr. Seed

Patrick Troughton

Joseph K'Nee

Joseph O'Conor

Alfred Diamond

Steve Fletcher

Liverguts

Charles Lewsen

Uncle Turner

Vanessa Paine

Rebecca

Damien Nash

Shot-in-the-Head

Paul Mari

Jenkins

John Colclough

Mr. Walker

Geoffrey Collins

Narrator