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Micheál Mac Liammóir

Narrator (voice)

Билли Коннолли

Jefferson Jofferson

Stephen Yardley

Visitor from the South

Bill Paterson

Model Boat Show Commentator (voice) (uncredited)

Liz Yardley

Visitor from the South (uncredited)

Ron Geesin

Musician (uncredited)

Christopher Higson

Visitor (uncredited)

The Renfrew Burgh Band

Themselves (uncredited)