Young Flaccid Gonna Die

Robert House

Lil' Unkle

Tomas Delgado

Tom Anchorson

Jovan Davis

Lil' Unkle's Attorney

Shepard McBurnie

Young Flaccid

Jo Young

Lisa Hale

Jo Young

Rick Jarvis

Aedan McCarty

Opposing Attorney

Mireille Crocco

Tanya Lawson

Robert Shaw

Record Executive #1

Sandra Scott

Young Flaccid's Mom

Susan Ruddick

Judge

Howard Weintraub

Record Executive #3

Andrew Hunt Gordon

Record Executive #2

Marshall Hoskins

Record Executive #4

Amy Alvino

Secretary