Number One

Bob Geldof

Harry 'Flash' Gordon

Mel Smith

Billy Evans

Элисон Стедман

Doreen

P.H. Moriarty

Mike the Throat

Альфред Молина

DC Rogers

James Marcus

DC Fleming

Фил Дэниелс

Terry

Kate Hardie

Sue

Ian Dury

Teddy Bryant

Рэй Уинстон

Timmy

Albie Woodington

Paul

Ron Cook

'The Wasp'

Алан Армстронг

Blackpool Police Sergeant

Тони Скотт

Danny

John Salthouse

Guest Commentator

Ted Lowe

Commentator - Himself

Prunella Gee

Interviewer

Kenny Ireland

TV Director

Stephen Churchett

TV Announcer

Джон Бенфилд

Contestant

Eric Richard

Poker Player

Mark Jordon

Hooligan

John Blundell

Terry's Friend

Jude Alderson

Girl